Broke up with my boyfriend at 3 AM this morning. I completely understand the sentiment :-/
But I hope you have a great time. At least you can drink legally…
My advice… hook up with a bridesmaid. Usually they are so resentful of their ugly-ass dresses that they drink themselves into oblivion. Drunk Bridesmaid = EASY
Besides, you probably won’t have to see her again.
Screw meeting proofpurchase guy, i want to meet ‘The Girl’
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Broke up with my boyfriend at 3 AM this morning. I completely understand the sentiment :-/
But I hope you have a great time. At least you can drink legally…
My advice… hook up with a bridesmaid. Usually they are so resentful of their ugly-ass dresses that they drink themselves into oblivion. Drunk Bridesmaid = EASY
Besides, you probably won’t have to see her again.
Screw meeting proofpurchase guy, i want to meet ‘The Girl’