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proof of purchase: hopes, fears, dreams,
and a visa check-card. documentation of my life
on thermal paper, these eventually will fade.
Copyright 2008 | proof of purchase
that’s delightful.
Ha! It seems the cashier hit 500, but the register only caught one of the 0’s, so they had to add in the $4.50 more to make it show the correct change! Like it’s so hard to take $3.15 from $5 in the first place.
No, but seriously, that area does tend to itch, though not quite as badly as armpit hair. I keep both trimmed, though I definitely hide armpit hair (and like downstairs needs hiding anyways… no girlfriend in over a year, nor been laid outside of relationship) as I’m not a swimmer, and don’t want to send off the signal that I’m homosexual. Homophobic people, even in the family… it’s ridiculous.
Whoa, Richard, T.M.I
I love it.
Does The Girl go au natural, or sexist against guys keeping uncomfortable areas trimmed? Why is my inclusion of armpit hair too much information compared to the author of the blog? Or was it my talking about my sex life that was too much info?
So, I’m gonna tell everyone straight up. I kinda like it when a guy “trims the lawn.” It’s sexy.
Haha ;).
Don’t let it get so long next time, eh?
No, Dick, it was the thought of you scratching your genitals that got me.
what i think is funny is that he had coupons for draino.
I lucked out, the coupons were on the bottle.
@The Girl: I don’t go by the nickname “Dick” and usually take it as offensive. I’m sorry that I came off as rude towards you, but I just didn’t understand why my statement was too much info. (I do now though.) I assume that most guys that trim downstairs are doing it for comfort, hence, “itch.” (Itchy areas don’t always mean scratching. Working around food especially teaches you to ignore itches on the face, and social graces like that are generally put in place before pubic hair even becomes an issue (except for baseball players?)) Armpit hair was more itchy for me than anywhere else and becomes a nuisance in life that is just ignored around other people. Sorry for any mental pictures :S
@Admin: sucks about that girl. I’m not sure it was a waste of gas though, because at least you tried; mistakes can be seen as just another way of not going about something. If it were me, I’d just be deterred from parties even more than I currently am. Sober people are more interesting anyways.
I do both.. I hate armpit deodorant balls and my wife enjoys the smoother playground, smoother, not smooth, ever had ingrown hairs down there? Eff that.. a little Nair works wonders if you like a smooth crack but lack of hair there causes other problems.. too much information?
-GS