Remedy the living alone loneliness by finding a quirky neighbor who is part fun and part annoying. Someone to hang out with who’s amusing and helps fill time when you want some interaction. If they’re part annoying, after so much time you’ll want them to get the fuck out and you can start to ENJOY the fact you live alone.
…you rock, by the way.
If you have neighbors and you’re new to the neighborhood (or can fake being new to the neighborhood) throw a party, invite your neighbors. Ask them to bring menus to their favorite local take-out restaurants. These are excellent conversation starters.
Otherwise, walk around the place naked. Or, lay on the floor listening to music, staring at the ceiling. No kidding, it helps.
Remedy the living alone loneliness by finding a quirky neighbor who is part fun and part annoying. Someone to hang out with who’s amusing and helps fill time when you want some interaction. If they’re part annoying, after so much time you’ll want them to get the fuck out and you can start to ENJOY the fact you live alone.
…you rock, by the way.
Ouch.
If you have neighbors and you’re new to the neighborhood (or can fake being new to the neighborhood) throw a party, invite your neighbors. Ask them to bring menus to their favorite local take-out restaurants. These are excellent conversation starters.
Otherwise, walk around the place naked. Or, lay on the floor listening to music, staring at the ceiling. No kidding, it helps.